SpongeBob: AAHHH! (jumps in a crane, saves Patrick and drags him back to his home) Here we are! Home safe home! And nothing happened to the card. (falls from a construction site and almost lands in fire) Patrick: SpongeBob, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. SpongeBob: The card! (stops the card from going underwater) Patrick, why'd you just walk into SpongeBob: Patrick, look out! (jumps in front of Patrick to avoid mud from hitting the card) (puts card in tiny seat belt on Patrick's hand)Phew! Now watch where you're going! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy would neverįorgive me! Patrick, watch out! You almost tripped on that crack. SpongeBob: I can't let anything happen to that card. And bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla! Bla bla bla bla blaīla bla bla bla bla bla blee bla bla! Blee blee bla1 Patrick! Bla bla blzzz! So now do you understand why you should take really could care of that card? SpongeBob: Patrick! That's the ultra-rare number fifty-four talking card! It's really valuableĪnd there's only five in existence. SpongeBob: Aaahhhhh!! Patrick, you're picking your teeth with it! (flossing his teeth with number fifty-four) Patrick: It sure does, the job, all right. SpongeBob: Number fifty-four! That's the best card there is! Patrick: 96, 97, 98, 99, 100! Oh! I hate counting! Just give me what he's having! Oh, boy! Let's see which card I got! Is this a good card, SpongeBob? There is only one pack left) OHHHHH! I'll never find card 54! (throws the cards and buys more) Mmmmmmm. SpongeBob: (buys another pack) Oh, I have a good feeling about this one. Many packs as you can and hope you get lucky. If you want a real one, you'll have to buy as Voice: Mermaid Man says: (fist swings by and hits Barnacle Boy, while Mermaid Man barely ducks out of the way)Ĭomic book dealer: There are only five in existence.Ĭomic book dealer: This one's just a display. This is the super-rare platinum hologram animated talking card: number 54. Now, if you wanna see a card worth talkin' about, check this one out. I wouldn't put those cards in the spokes of my bike. oh! Oh! (opens cards) Oooh! Mermaid Man's bubble-powered wheelchair from season 12! And Barnacle Boy's bunion! Holy scallops! It's the dentures that Mermaid Man used to pop the Dirty Bubble in episode 402! Wow! These must be the most valuable cards in the world! I'll treasure them forever.Ĭomic book dealer: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Those cards aren't worth nothin'. and smooth! (rubs it against his face and smells it) Ah. SpongeBob: (pulls out a roll of dollars and pulls one off) Here you are, my good sir. SpongeBob: One pack of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy cards, please.Ĭomic book dealer: (gets a pack of cards)Ĭomic book dealer: Not so fast! Where's my dollar? What's gonna happen next? Five? Holy super-happy-fun-time! This book's good! I'll take it! One, two, three. Patrick: No, I'm thinking about buying this book on counting. Counting up your change for a pack of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy trading cards? SpongeBob and Patrick are at Near Mint Comic Books. Have money that shows him the proper respect. SpongeBob: Well, I'll have you know that this is for Mermaid Man. smells funny.Ĭustomer in line: Come on! Would ya hurry up?Ĭustomer with mask and money bag: Yeah, some of us have withdrawals to make, ya know? Quincy: I don't think they go directly to Mermaid Man, SpongeBob. I couldn't possibly give this to Mermaid Man. (pulls out SpongeBob's money) Here you are, sir.
(Whispering) I wanted the one with the kittens on it. SpongeBob: Sure thing, Quincy, sure thing. SpongeBob: The new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy cards come out today! So I need to take out some mon-ey. SpongeBob: Hey, Quincy! How's my favorite money-man?
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